Haiku Mondays: Tornadoes, Same Sex Marriage, & More

tornado-watch

Mass. tornado watch
“Laughable, man!” Kansans say.
Everyone calm down.

hotdog-pizza-pizza-hut

Hotdog pizza? Wow.
How much more gross can we get?
But ‘Merica, right?

confederate-flag

Confederate flag
supporters belong in a
museum with the flag.

same-sex-marriage

It’s about time that
same sex couples have the same
rights as straight couples.

true-detective

Today we re-watched
True Detective season 1.
Onto season 2!

bathroom-stall

Always choose the stall
with the broken lock because
it’s always cleaner.

saddest-people-robin-williams

I started a joke,
but I couldn’t finish it.
I hurt too many

with my crass humor.
The audience dwindled and
I stood there alone,

trying to explain
that it was all just in fun.
It was all in love.