Mass. tornado watch
“Laughable, man!” Kansans say.
Everyone calm down.
Hotdog pizza? Wow.
How much more gross can we get?
But ‘Merica, right?
Confederate flag
supporters belong in a
museum with the flag.
It’s about time that
same sex couples have the same
rights as straight couples.
Today we re-watched
True Detective season 1.
Onto season 2!
Always choose the stall
with the broken lock because
it’s always cleaner.
I started a joke,
but I couldn’t finish it.
I hurt too many
with my crass humor.
The audience dwindled and
I stood there alone,
trying to explain
that it was all just in fun.
It was all in love.